Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.
This bear was sitting on a log in the woods, taking a shit. Along came a rabbit. The rabbit asked, “Do you mind if I join you?” The bear replied “Suit yourself.” So there they both sat, taking a shit. After they were finished, the bear asked the rabbit, “Do you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?” The rabbit said, “No”. The bear says, “Good!” Then he grabs the rabbit and with a long sweeping motion wipes his ass……….
