His First Gay Sex
2008 November

Sweet bj from a self wanker.

His First Gay Sex

One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, “You should be hung!” To which he calmly replied, “I am. That’s why she cuts the grass!”

This bear was sitting on a log in the woods, taking a shit. Along came a rabbit. The rabbit asked, “Do you mind if I join you?” The bear replied “Suit yourself.” So there they both sat, taking a shit. After they were finished, the bear asked the rabbit, “Do you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?” The rabbit said, “No”. The bear says, “Good!” Then he grabs the rabbit and with a long sweeping motion wipes his ass……….