His First Gay Sex
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His First Gay Sex

One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, “You should be hung!” To which he calmly replied, “I am. That’s why she cuts the grass!”

This bear was sitting on a log in the woods, taking a shit. Along came a rabbit. The rabbit asked, “Do you mind if I join you?” The bear replied “Suit yourself.” So there they both sat, taking a shit. After they were finished, the bear asked the rabbit, “Do you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?” The rabbit said, “No”. The bear says, “Good!” Then he grabs the rabbit and with a long sweeping motion wipes his ass……….

The three fastest means of communication: Telephone Television Tell-a-woman

Fellatio keeping dudes close.

Q: Why did the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: She kept throwing out the W’s!

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband decided to give his wife a gift, a tombstone, with the inscription: “Here lies my wife…..cold as ever!” Later the furious wife bought a return present, a tombstone with the inscription: “Here lies my husband…..stiff at last!”

Tiny guy poop hole excavated.

Guy makes cheese in a hole.

Women! You can’t live with them…..can’t deep fry ‘em.